This fort will protect me from the haters
tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW.
Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties
Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG
the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha
Disney needs to create some sort of lifetime ticket where you could pay like $10,000 and then just never leave the park. It would be cheaper than college and so much less stressful than real life.
Professor and Leela
"Condoms don’t fit me."
"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"
friction is a thing
Here we have two examples of people who have no idea of how condoms work and I hope never have the need to use one.