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askhumanitieslasthope:

brigriv:

I seriously thought she was gonna take him or something.

I HAVEN’T READ THE MANGO OR THE STORY I’M SORRY IF THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG. *sweat*

read the mango

foodishouldnoteat:

thefergiefergs:

Recipe: [x]

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lightspeedsound:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

this had me dying of laughter

…whoopsies

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

mylittlepony4u:

Legends of Equestria: What we saw vs what everyone else sawhttp://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

mylittlepony4u:

Legends of Equestria: What we saw vs what everyone else saw

http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

mylittlepony4u:

How I asked my date to Prom the other dayhttp://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

mylittlepony4u:

How I asked my date to Prom the other day

http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

9gag:

The day after Easter…

9gag:

The day after Easter…

slugbox:

raikissu:

some of my favorite pages of my "Be My Valentine" illustration pack from a month ago! :)

How did I miss that you posted these?

welovefineshirts:

A Note to Fan: Wear the tee: http://buff.ly/1mwDucC. Don’t be the tee: http://buff.ly/1mwDvgL. 
On a serious note: Anyone with any information on this suspect should contact Detective Ray Bugarin at (510) 293-7085 or Inspector John Lage at (510)-293-8688.

I wanna get this shirt……now I want it more!!!

welovefineshirts:

A Note to Fan: Wear the tee: http://buff.ly/1mwDucC. Don’t be the tee: http://buff.ly/1mwDvgL. 

On a serious note: Anyone with any information on this suspect should contact Detective Ray Bugarin at (510) 293-7085 or Inspector John Lage at (510)-293-8688.

I wanna get this shirt……now I want it more!!!